The BarBie dictionary !! created by the one and only Barb Nicki Minaj

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.

Alfred Bitchcok: a term of endearment from one bitchy New York Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks : Good head.

BarbieBoomBox: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.

Barbie Detention : When the New York Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice : ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers :to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking./to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Basement: 1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

BFF: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

Chin Check: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Doll House: a place where a New York Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama: 1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch: 1: a term used to describe something a bitchy New York Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other NBs.

Gabbage Patch Kid: 1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

NB: refers to new york Barbie

NH: refers to new york ken

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!: how Barbies say good-bye.

Strawberry Shortcake: 1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard: 1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!

Tumble Dry: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.

Zoo: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.

*can only be said with extreme intensity.